![]() 02/03/2020 at 23:22 • Filed to: NAScar, Iowa, Politics, Political shit post | ![]() | ![]() |
I finally figured out how Iowans choose presidential candidates.
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When they said they were “using a new app”, you just knew it was going to go smoothly...
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Meanwhile, in Deutschland
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A perfect time for beta testing
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“plausible deniability”...
Plus, there’s exactly as many results out of that state so far.
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They’re not too far off. Colorado and Iowa are just off by one Nebraska.
Hell, the President mixed up Kansas and Missouri after the stupor bowels. I’m not a fan of the guy, but Kansas City being in two states and the football team only being from Missouri seems a bit silly.
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Donald Trump can unite America by making Kansas City Kansas Again
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Iowa:awoI
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I’m guessing over on the Olathe, Overland Park and WKC side they were like “Finally! The recognition we’ve long sought!”
Plus, Truman was from MO and Ike was from Kansas, so I’m sure it was a party line preference...
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Eliminate the confusion! Re-brand!
Missouri City...
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My God
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Missouri City is in Texas.
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Not anymore
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Iowa:Full of Stars
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I’m guessing there were some confusing Menu options that popped up on the App screen if you were selecting the “Candidate-From-Vermont”. (not implying that the Party Power Structure would tilt the playing field...)
This reminds me of that Parks And Recreation Episode.
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Next, you’re going to tell me Boise City is in Oklahoma?!?
Chaos, I shrieked!
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And a s a Washingtonian hearing Washington (DC) constantly referenced on the news....
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There’s also a Miami, OK but it’s pronounced: My am ah, because Oklahoma.
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NJ hosts both NY teams.
The Cowboys haven’t been in Dallas for decades.
The Bills don’t play in Buffalo.
Neither LA team plays in LA.
SF doesn’t play in SF.
And Washington plays in Maryland.
It’s crazy!